attention my subjects! you're all peasants!yeahhh! you all stink, nobody likes you! yeaahhh! i thought you were the princess of friendship!i stopped being the princess of friendship a long time ago. i am now the princess ofprincessesness. yeahhhh! yeahhh! i'm sick and tired of being controlled by you. we'regonna start a revolution. yeahhh! you can't do that, you're just the ponies! you can doanything if you believe! yeahhh!
3d printed my little pony, oh no, she's in her ultimateform, everybody run! main six, get in a group together! yeah! the main six needs to get together. use the elements of harmony! the elements of harmony! you can't use the elements of harmony if you're not with me! i am the elements of magic! you need me to function properly! we don't needthe elements - remember, we give it to that
weird tree thing! we can just use force! yeahhh...yeah... narf... n'yeahhh! duration of light. oh no, ah, minty we need your help! i'm coming!ahh! i'm gonna attack you with socks. socks? we want more, guys! ahh, we started a revolution.i'm so proud of ourselves. i can't believe it! all this work has finally paid off. yeah.oh no, she's back! i'm immortal. no you're not. only celestia and luna are immortal!yeah. hair flip. oh no - oh wait, that explains why both the sun and the moon have been inthe sky for years. oh well. um, we need more people! we need to call an army! the armyis coming. we're getting the army. ahhh. yeah. hey, my name is sweety blue. my name is sweetyswirl. there can be only one sweety! n'ahhhh!
there can be only one. we're gonna - i'm gonnadefeat you! there can be only one sweety. yay, i won! we'll getcha, we'll get ya backfor this! hi everybody, my name is rainbow dash, and today i'm gonna teach you how tobe awesome. first, you need to go and get tattoos. wait a minute, i'm going to go andget tattoos. yeah, and now i'm awesome because i have tattoos! yeah! and then you need to,um, get a scar. so we have this dog to maul me, so i can have a scar, and i'll be awesome.oh no! see, now i have a scar. get out of here, you weird dog. um, so yeah, and thenyou need to die your hair, which i've already done 25 billion times. so yeah, that's howyou be awesome guys. thank you for watching the how to be awesome show. hey, are your partieslame? then buy the pinkie pie party cannon!
it's a party cannon! yeah! and if you wantit to be awesome, you can go into the changing room and get some tattoos! yeah! i also diedmy hair - i put some hot hues in my hair. and i got some fake tattoos, so now i'm glamorous,and i can host the best party ever! everybody come join the party! not you, twilight, becausei think we killed you. yeahhh, party! party time! it's party time. yeah! thanks for buyingthe pinkie pie party cannon! it's totally not just a camera battery at all. yeah. yeah. oh no, it has a mind of its own! oh no! oh no, it has a mind - ahh! the dog came back,no! we're all gonna die! oh wait, it just like, flew away on a ship. okay. i have theweirdest color of any pony ever.
why do i exist? look, everybody knows that orange and blue don't go together. no, the new york mets think that orange and blue together! becausethey're stupid! gracie said that, not mommy. i am fluttershy, do you want to start an army,but you don't have the money to do it? then you can't form an army. that has been fluttershy'spsa. hey, i'm minty! do you not know what to get somebody for christmas, even thoughit's like months away? buy them socks! everybody loves socks. everybody wants socks for christmas!hi, i'm totally not twilight sparkle. you look an awful lot like her! yeah, i'm totallynot twilight sparkle - psych, i really am twilight! no! pzzz... death beam. death beam.oh no! help, we're all dodging this, how are we not all dead at this point? just form awhole in the middle and we'll all survive!
why am i in the middle? wahhhh! mosh pit.mosh pit. mosh pit. mosh pit. arff, arff, arff, arff. ahh. arff, arff, arff. dog noises.no! you won the war, guys! yay. okay now go away now before he kills somebody with this.that was ponies doing pony things. awesome. i hope you enjoyed.
